Happy with your life? Count yourself lucky you are not coughing all the time. Today, on Wavelength at 3:00PM we will hear some coughing brough to us by William English who will be calling up sufferers of the now rapidly spreading coughing disease

In the meantime, for your comfort, here are some coughing excerpts, culled recently from Radio 4 and You Tube

Dermot	get me a glass of water
Neil Sweet	fresh holes in the border fence
Hillary Clinton	live from New York
Vanessa Carlton	What did she do before she went onstage?
Australian Weatherman	just a minute!